Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has decided to make Amy Winehouse the new face of his fall 2008 season. Because nothing screams high fashion like ulcerated lesions and self-inflicted cigarette burns! Nine MSN reports

[Singer]/trainwreck Amy managed to score herself a ‘lifetime of designs’ from the fashion guru. Robert doesn’t want Amy to actually model the clothes on the catwalk, but he’d like her to be the ‘face’ of his upcoming season of designs.

Self-harming and Staphylococcus aureus will be fall 2008’s Birkin bag! Add a couple of naked lady tattoos and some crusty blisters in the corners of your mouth and voilà! — instant Vogue-worthiness. It’s already all the rage among urban elite. You won’t find a man carrying a jar of his own urine or bleating gibberish at passing motorists without a slew of those über-chic Winehouse-Cavalli brand meth sores on his face. Self-harming and dumpster-diving has never been so chic!