Feb 4, 20087
Jessica Alba Sucks
Tags: Jessica Alba, pregnant, the eye
Despite Jessica Alba’s gigantic new pregnancy boobs, her film “The Eye” tanked at the box office, taking in only $13 million total over the weekend. By comparison, adult film star Chestica Bulba’s “The Brown Eye” is expected to outperform both “Fantastic Whore: Rise of the Silver Member” and “Good Luck Fuck.” The lesson to be learned from this? There’s no such thing as “too much” anal. Feel free to write that one down.
Jessica at the premiere last Thursday:
