Forget Northern Lights and White Widow — there’s a new strain of medical marijuana on the scene, cleverly dubbed the “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tom Cruise, like the actor! Coincidence? Not really. Rush and Molloy say

… Licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. Word is that the actor’s lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One weed devotee said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”

I suppose that’s better than the being the kind of pot that makes you believe that the aliens souls implanted with false memories and flown to Earth in DC-10s and blown up with H-bombs in volcanoes are to blame for your being a closet homosexual with abandonment issues. Talk about your fucking buzzkill!