Bobby Brown was arrested for driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol content of .08 or higher yesterday afternoon in Reseda, California. Please hold your applause until the end. TMZ says:
Bobby was pulled over at 12:20 PM PST for allegedly driving while talking on a cell phone.
Cops believe Brown was DRUNK at the time of his arrest.
43-year-old Bobby is currently in custody in Van Nuys jail. It’s unclear what [other substances] cops believe Brown had been using before he got behind the wheel.
That’s just the dumbass icing on the dysfunctional cake, isn’t it? Her mom overdoses on cocaine; daddy dearest gets his second DUI, and now Bobbi Kristina is marrying her own brother. I swear, if this chick doesn’t end up in porn, I will eat my fucking hat.
2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl Kate Upton at the Jeffrey Fashion Cares in New York last night, because she’s not Bobby Brown or Bobbi Kristina: