So I know that yesterday I called Brad Pitt a “testicle-less nanny in a faggoty-ass fedora,” but these pictures of him with daughter Shiloh just melted my cold little heart. And also my size 4 pants. There’s something about the juxtaposition of a big strong man with a tiny little baby that’s just so sexy. I have to admit that I’m a bit of a sucker for “fawning daddies.” I’m also a sucker for “guys with big weiners.” What can I say? Underneath this cynical facade lies the heart of a true romantic.
More hot daddy goodness after the jump
He has never touched that child. It’s all blue screened. Brad was in New York, while Shiloh was in California. Look real close. To the trained eye it’s as obvious as Brad’s testicle-less lower half.
Gee… I bet Brad’s never been in that position before…
You totally lost me with the “fawning daddies” remark, but I’m back in th hunt thanks to your liking of “big weiners”.
Big weiners unify us all.
I think Brad is finding places to hide that kid. He must be tired of all those little brats running around all day long. As soon as Angelina has named one she gets bored of the little bastard and wants a new one. What she doesn’t realize is that Brad is the one who has to stay home with them.
All Brad wants is some ass….
those pix are just too good. can anybody say “photo-op”?
I think he’s trying out his plan to get Angie to like her bio kid more. See that cardboard box? He figures that if he can get Shiloh all grungy and to sit in the box and look homeless, then Angie will love her for being underpriviledged and poor. Contented, happy kids are so passé.
Underprivileged. Mispellings suck.
bwah-hah-hah @ sonya!
Brad is living on cloud 9, I’m happy for him.
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