Britney Spears is bound and determined to get rid of all the crap in her life. Literally. The Mirror reports
The 26-year-old wants to look good on the inside too and is having regular colon cleansing sessions at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Our source at the clinic said: “Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great.”
Nothing like the thought of a team of professionals Selma-Alabamaing Britney’s pooper to make you wish you hadn’t gotten up this morning. It makes those two bottles of Early Times and the face first trip down the stairs last night seem like nothing but a wonderful dream.
More of Brit heading to the dentist:
It’s good that she is getting her body back together! And Cleaning not only her colon but her teeth too!
http://stickmansteve.com/index.php/2008/03/27/britney-spears-goes-to-the-dentist/
I only wish Vigilante Granny was performing that cleansing- with her handy dandy cucumber.
Why must she always look like she washed her face with potato chips?
Sheesh, if you photoshopped that picture to have an asphalt background, she’d totally look like she lying there dead.
Trust me, it’s harder not finding a picture of Britney looking like she just took the ass-end of a cucumber.
i cleanse colons with my tongue for dollars american.
Colon cleansing is my favorite. I use big penis instead of water..
A trip to Taco Bell for their latest sack of shit will have the same effect
lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it