Britney Spears is bound and determined to get rid of all the crap in her life. Literally. The Mirror reports
The 26-year-old wants to look good on the inside too and is having regular colon cleansing sessions at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Our source at the clinic said: “Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great.”
Nothing like the thought of a team of professionals Selma-Alabamaing Britney’s pooper to make you wish you hadn’t gotten up this morning. It makes those two bottles of Early Times and the face first trip down the stairs last night seem like nothing but a wonderful dream.
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