Britney Spears wrapped up her Femme Fatale world tour in Puerto Rico on Saturday with a onstage lap dance for resident Jersey Shore douchenozzle Pauly D. God, I hate that asswipe. Just look at his stupid smarmy face. And the hair. Jesus Christ, the hair. Paint him green and he’s Archibald Asparagus from fucking Veggie Tales.
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“Would you rather” is a classic game in which two worst-case scenarios are pitted against each other and you must choose one of the options, no matter how terrible it might be. For example, “Would you rather slide down a banister of razor blades into a pool of Texas Pete, or slide down a banister [...]
I HAD to Laugh OUT LOUD at your VeggieTales reference!! Very-VERY GOOD !!! Me Likey Alot!!!