If you thought the poster child for the unforeseen consequences of UV exposure and cigarettes couldn’t get any more repellant if she tried, then you’ve grossly underestimated one Britney Spears. Operative word here being “grossly.” The Daily Mail says:

A source [said]: ‘Britney has had the skin condition [psoriasis] for a long time, but it only flares up when she’s under extreme pressure.

Now she can’t seem to stop scratching and picking at the sores. She has a psoraisis skin cream, but she says it burns, so she stopped using it.’

Oh, her psoriasis cream “burns,” so she can’t use it. Mmm-hmm. Funny, she said the same thing about the thighmaster and the mouthwash. I didn’t believe her then and I don’t believe her now.

Making all kinds of hideous faces on X-Factor in a sleeveless patterned top like this one from Balenciaga: