Britney Spears has been under a court-ordered conservatorship for the last four years, but it was recently revealed that she’s on such a tight leash that even her internet and cell phone usage are restricted (as for a reason why she’s still being so closely monitored after four years, please see photo above). Radar Online says:

“Britney’s cell phone and internet use is restricted and heavily monitored, and this is done for her protection,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Britney’s father, Jamie, and her fiance, Jason, want to make sure that her former manager, Sam Lutfi, isn’t able to contact her. Britney and Jason essentially share a cell phone, and it’s routinely checked to see who has been calling. Furthermore, the cell phones have been programmed to block calls from phone numbers associated with Lutfi. Brit’s computer usage is also restricted in the sense that certain websites are blocked. Her family doesn’t want Britney reading negative stories that would upset her. Again, this is all done with love and for her well-being.”

You’d think after being baby-sat for four years, she’d finally have her shit together enough to use a computer. You would be wrong. Just like you were wrong about being a winter. Jewel tones really don’t do you justice at all.

Arriving to X Factor in a purple dress like this one from Halston Heritage, which is a little more plum than purple but still gets the job done.