I had a very interesting conversation with my son this morning.
My son: Daddy, why do girls apply make-up and perfume themselves?
Me: Because they’re ugly and they stink.
My son: So make-up and perfume are supposed to make them attractive.
My son: Then why is Britney Spears so ugly, even with make-up on.
Me: I don’t know. Shut up and finish your breakfast.
More pics after the jump.