Britney Spears’ January trip to Rosarito with then-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib seems to have yielded a little more than Montezuma’s revenge, although I’m sure it smells about the same: there’s a Spears-Ghalib sex tape out there, and Adnan wants to sell it to you. Splash News Online says
Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”
I think I’d rather see streaming footage of partial birth abortions and hemorrhoid surgery being performed simultaneously than watch Britney Spears engaged in coitus. Or, you know, I could just sit through “Pirates of the Caribbean 3″ again. Six of one, really.
Shania Twain, because 1) she’s not Britney Spears, and 2) she’s single again: