Britney Spears’ nipples will no longer be able to stare at the floor without the constraints of underwire and elastic straps. The Sun reports
Britney’s father Jamie is embarrassed by constant pictures of her nipples popping out of her clothes and has insisted she only leaves her Los Angeles home wearing the correct support.
Jamie is taking the order so seriously he has even threatened to sack one of the 28-year-old’s security guards who has let her be photographed bra-less several times in recent weeks.
A pal revealed: “Jamie hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression.”
Oh, come, come, now. Let’s not pretend this is an issue of “making the right impression.” Her last two top forty hits were about threesomes and all of the boys and girls wanting to If-You-Seek-Amy her. The real reason he’s putting the kibosh on her pepperonis is because they’re goddamn revolting. The only place you should ever see those kind of tits are in the pages of National Geographic or resting on the knees of someone in a free clinic folding chair.
Here’s your why:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin