Britney Spears’ nipples will no longer be able to stare at the floor without the constraints of underwire and elastic straps. The Sun reports
Britney’s father Jamie is embarrassed by constant pictures of her nipples popping out of her clothes and has insisted she only leaves her Los Angeles home wearing the correct support.
Jamie is taking the order so seriously he has even threatened to sack one of the 28-year-old’s security guards who has let her be photographed bra-less several times in recent weeks.
A pal revealed: “Jamie hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression.”
Oh, come, come, now. Let’s not pretend this is an issue of “making the right impression.” Her last two top forty hits were about threesomes and all of the boys and girls wanting to If-You-Seek-Amy her. The real reason he’s putting the kibosh on her pepperonis is because they’re goddamn revolting. The only place you should ever see those kind of tits are in the pages of National Geographic or resting on the knees of someone in a free clinic folding chair.
Here’s your why:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Yeah, Daddy, doesn’t want the world to see her crazy-bitch-lost-her-mind-and-had-two-kids-with-some-idiot-and-breastfed-both-of them-and-now-her-tits-sag-like-an-old-woman’s-and-point-straight-down nipples.
I can’t even imagine my dad using the word “nipples” in a sentence, much less in a sentence instructing me to cover them up. Gross
hey dad I thought you was supposed to straightening thing up!
The cookie monster has retired
Yeah, what’s really awful is being 20-whatever and having your dad even note your nips, let alone tell you to wrap them up.
If anybody is gonna see my daughters’ sweet tits, it’s ME!
Let them continue to be free and unfettered.
I hope her braless days are over. Lets hope she behaves dignified, because she can look so attractive at times.
i like braless.. cuit cuit
Her dad has no right to tell her what to do , He just wants a free ride why don’t he get a job and leave her be … We all like to see her nipples Britneys has really nice ones for sure everybody wants to see thoses nips … And shes really hot looking to ” WOW “
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God I love saggy boobs with stretch marks…super sexy