The Sun reports,
The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock HOWARD STERN on his radio show.
She responded by saying “they’re real” before revealing her she got the “D-cup boobs gene” from her auntie.
What she’s not mentioning is that she literally got her boobs from her auntie. I refuse to believe that Brooke Hogan was created by natural human procreation. Ol’ Mom and Dad had her made in the basement out of spare parts, I’m thinking. Mom Linda didn’t really need to have a penis too since Hulk already had one (this was before the ‘roids shrunk it down to a Lil’ Smokie–hindsight is 20/20, they say) so they amputated that and it got bolted on Brooke, along with some extra muscle from some expired beef jerky they found in the pantry. The problem with that is that Dad has to rub lotion on her to keep the jerky somewhat supple and flexible. That’s the totally innocent and non-sexual reason for those pictures of him lubing up her ass. Don’t judge until you know the whole story.
The Hoganstein monster: It’s alive!