Brooklyn Decker in the July Issue of Esquire

Today has been unconscionably boring, so I thought I’d spice things up with some sexy pics of Brooklyn Decker in the July issue of Esquire. Of course, being Esquire, they fag it up with a bunch of poorly-placed laundry tips for caring for your silk sheets. Come on. Unless you’re a 40-something Italian immigrant or flaming homosexual, the only thing you’re gonna do with a set of silk sheets is maybe stain them after you’ve used them to wipe away your lonely virgin tears.

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