Cameron Diaz opens up about her global pursuit of the almighty cock in an interview in next month’s Playboy magazine. Star Magazine quotes her as saying:
“I’m primal on an animalistic level. I love physical contact. It’s not optional.
I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”
Um, ladies, if at any point in your life you’re “traveling” for cock, you’re doing something wrong. Way wrong. Doesn’t matter if you’re old or underaged, skinny or chunky, blond or brunette — I personally guarantee* any woman can get laid within a three-mile radius of her current residence by remembering these six important words:
1. Push-up bra
2. Whiskey
3. “I do anal.”
Trust me, ladies — 60% of the time, it works every time. High five!
*Yeeeah Media accepts no liability for the content of this post, nor for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided. Any guarantees presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company. Yeeeah Media does not endorse or assume responsibility for any legal fees incurred by participants. That goes double if you’re fat. Restrictions apply. Results may vary.
At the premier of “Knight and Day” with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Spain yesterday:
Maybe it’s her damn joker grin that scares them off.
“I’m always traveling for cock.”
I see t-shirts.
Maybe she should stamp that on her forehead, too.
Her face looks like it’s melting. Chick is fuckin ugly.
For some reason I imagine her with a vagina dentata.
She looks God Awful! Getting OLD!
She’s good at playing dumb, air-brained blondes because that’s who she is.
One good thing about traveling for [sexual organ of choice] is you can always say bye to it and travel home. (I’m speaking theoretically.)
She is cute!
I have never understood the appeal of this woman — she has the face of a bulldog. As for her love life? It is an established but little-discussed fact that Cameron Diaz suffers from severe OCD. She’s alluded to it herself in a few interviews, and it is almost certainly the reason she cannot maintain a relationship. Her cleaning compulsions are always going to get in the way.
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