Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel has a sexy spread in the December issue of V Magazine. I’m not sure what the V in V Magazine stands for, exactly. It could stand for Value. Or Very Nice. Or maybe Velveteen Vagina. Which, incidentally, was also the name of my all-girl garage band in high school. Don’t think I won’t sue for copyright infringement if it turns out that’s the case.