Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

"Candies," "cut-out hearts," and "Carly Rae Jepsen" all start with the letter C...

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

... as do "crap," "child labor" and "Cambodian sweatshop."

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

Surely that's not a coincidence.

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

Fun fact: if you melted down all of the accessories in this photo, you'd have enough plastic for one of Tori Spelling's breast implants.

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

The only thing I hate more than peplum and platform pumps is Carly Rae Jepsen. Well-played, Candies!

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

To be fair, the budget-conscious and musically-challenged have to wear clothes, too.

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

Seriously, enough already.

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

Just make it stop.

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

Every click yields more and more Carly Raes. It's like watching bacterial cell division with bangs.

Carly Rae Jepsen for Candies

Even the dog has more fashion acclaim than this chick.

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“Call Me Maybe” singer Carly Rae Jepsen has replaced “Glee’s” Lea Michele as the new face of Candies (check out the line here). People magazine says:

Not only is Carly Rae Jepsen the star of Candie’s latest ad, but she’s also the photographer behind it — marking the first time a celebrity spokesperson has shot their own fashion campaign.

Jepsen snapped herself in a photo booth while wearing pieces from Candie’s spring 2013 collection.

The star’s campaign will debut in March magazines [and be available] at Kohl’s department stores nationwide.

Apropos, in that Carly Rae Jepsen is to music what Candies is to fashion. Now there’s a company that understands its target demographic.

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