Cee Lo Green Accused of Sexual Assault

“The Voice” judge Cee Lo Green is under investigation by the LAPD after a woman filed a police report alleging he sexually assaulted her. TMZ says:

Detectives have already visited a restaurant in Downtown Los Angeles in connection with the case and questioned several employees, including the manager. We do not know if the alleged incident occurred at the restaurant.

The LAPD is mum on the identity of the alleged victim, when and where the incident allegedly occurred, and what Cee Lo allegedly did.

Cee Lo categorically denies ANY wrongdoing. In fact, the singer says he hasn’t been to the restaurant in question in 3 months … and insists, “Nothing ever happened there or anywhere else.”

We also spoke with a source who is constantly with Cee Lo … who tells us, “I have never seen Cee Lo act in a physical way toward anybody.”

Forget “acting in a physical way” toward anybody — I’ve never seen him act physical at all. Shuffling around a stage and spinning around in a chair is about all the cardio that guy’s getting. I bet what happened is that the waitress started to take his plate away before he was done eating and he instinctively snapped at her. Just to be safe next time, she should probably use one of those rubber hands on a stick on her first attempt to clear the table. That’s how we always did it with Grandpa, and Aunt Gladys was the only one who ever lost a finger.

Sofia Vergara in this month’s Allure is not Cee-Lo Green. You’re welcome again (get a sexy silk wrap dress like Sofia’s here from Paul & Joe):

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