I’m just kidding, actually. It’s NOT a celeb look to steal. It’s awful. The dress looks cheap; it’s too tight and clings in all the wrong places; it’s pink sequins, for chrissakes. My point in posting this was to just to show you that no matter how terrible the outfit, you can always salvage a look with gratuitous cleavage. It’s kinda the “Hail Mary” of the red carpet.

Get Kelly’s pink sequin dress, but strapless with a sweetheart neckline from Twentycluny. You could do boring purple YSL sandals like Kelly’s, or you can give a whole new meaning to the term “strappy sandal” with this ridiculous pair of Zanotti heels. You really need a gimp mask and some leather restraints for the full effect, but they still relay the “Not the Submissive” message you were probably trying to get across.

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News