Today is Election Day, so I’m guessing Christina Aguilera misheard “civic duty” for “civic doody” when she decided put on those pants, because that whole outfit is complete shit. Nobody should ever be able to use the word “star-spangled” when describing your pants. Not unless you’re being fired out of a cannon at a circus or jumping a canyon on a motorcycle, in which case it is not only acceptable, but highly encouraged. Anyway, fashion FAIL.

It’s hard to do stars and be taken seriously, but almost any girl can pull off stripes. Christina and BF Matthew Rutler in Los Angeles last night: