Charlie Sheen is practically incapable of making a bad decision here lately. Like this one, where he decided to film a pilot for his own porn franchise using a dozen porn star hookers he rented from a Hollywood madam. And the best part is, he’s calling it “Charlie’s Devils!” The man’s untouchable! Radar Online says:

The madam, who goes by the name ‘Felony,’ describes the night she spent practicing different positions with Charlie and one of her clients [before] making a demo tape.

So where’s the tape now?

“Charlie’s got the tape. I gave it to him afterwards,” the madam said. “He was keeping it so he could practice. He’s getting jazzed about this whole project about starting his own line of porno.

He likes to explore his sexuality. He likes fetish, spanking, role play, really kinky stuff.

He likes a lot (of women)… he doesn’t just like one (at a time),” Felony said. “Sometimes he will be finicky and likes just one, but he generally likes to be surrounded by women.”

Given reports of his sexual prowess, you can understand why he’d want to put his exploits on tape. It’s not like you can just go out and buy a tape of some guy crying and apologizing for three minutes before he barfs in your hair. That’s precisely why the security footage from my senior prom is gonna make me a fortune on eBay one day! Charlie and I definitely have a lock on the market.