Charlie Sheen announced his triumphant return to TV yesterday with a show based on a 2003 Adam Sandler movie and produced by the same man behind “Young Guns” and “Major League.” Sounds riveting. Radar Online says:

The former Two and a Half Men star — whose career seemed to publicly implode just a few months ago — will star in Anger Management, a new TV sitcom based on the 2003 film of the same name.

“I chose Anger Management because, while it might be a big stretch for me to play a guy with serious anger management issues, I think it is a great concept,” Sheen said in a statement. “It also provides me the chance to be back in business with one of my favorite movie producers of all time, Joe Roth.”

At this time, we do not know which network would be airing the sitcom.

They don’t know which network is airing the sitcom because nobody’s picked it up yet. Ergo, he’s not really returning to television. Anybody can videotape themselves playing pretend and call it a pilot. The trick is getting someone to air that pilot on television. I’ve got six or seven hours’ worth of footage of me perfecting my light saber technique downstairs in the basement. That doesn’t mean I have television show. It just means I’m socially awkward and destined to die a virgin.

S.I. swimsuit model Irina Shayk and Mila Kunis at the “Friends with Benefits” premiere, because Charlie Sheen looks like some kind of old sea hag:

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