After Charlie Sheen was busted cheating on her with a prostitute last week, wife Brooke Mueller has finally bailed on their marriage of less than two years. Star Magazine says

Brooke Mueller [is] moving out of their home in Beverly Hills… and she’s taking their one-year-old twin sons, Bob and Max, with her!

Brooke had a change of heart after Charlie, 44, was recently caught having a romantic rendezvous with an escort in L.A. “She’s still on the road to recovery as an outpatient — but she’s decided that she’ll make that journey without Charlie. She’s had her fill of [his] cheating and unpredictability.”

When contacted, Brooke told Star: “I’m doing what I need to do to move forward with my life.”

But maybe Brooke is jumping the gun here, because the escort in question claims that Charlie was just trying to help his fellow rehabber through a tough time. Oh, I’ll bet you he gave her something to “lean on!” The wiener. I was talking about his wiener. Honestly, people. You don’t have to make this so hard. That’s what she said! According to MSNBC

The [lingerie model-turned-escort] claimed she met Sheen through rehab.

“My interaction with Charlie has simply been rehab-related and we are JUST FRIENDS,” Angelina Tracy wrote to Access Hollywood on Friday. “[All my] interactions with Charlie have been IN THE COMPANY OF OTHERS.”

While magazines claimed Sheen recently met her with a bouquet of flowers, which led to the two kissing, Tracy said that wasn’t the case.

“I was given flowers only as a token of support because I have been going through a difficult time in my personal life, and he was trying to cheer me up,” she wrote. “He wore [the moustache and ball cap] ‘disguise’ as a tongue-in-cheek gesture because he knew he was being followed and he had nothing to hide. He was just having fun with the paparazzi.”

Yep, the only time you should wear a disguise is when you have nothing to hide and you think people might be tailing you with cameras. It just proves how much “nothing to hide” you have. It’s just like my husband keeping condoms in his pockets and lube in the glove box because he’s not going to have sex with hookers. Really, I don’t see what’s so hard about this, people. It makes perfect sense to me.