Charlize Theron became a mother the smart way this month, by letting someone else get the stretch marks and the pelvic floor annihilation and the nipples the size of pie pans. People Magazine says:
The actress, 36, “has adopted a child,” her rep says in a statement. “She is the proud mom of a healthy baby boy named Jackson.”
No further details about her new addition were released.
Here’s my dilemma. I like Charlize Theron a lot. And I like babies. I could say something pointlessly mean, but then I wouldn’t be adhering to my authentic self, and ultimately the quality of my work would suffer. Hypothetically speaking, of course, if there were any actual quality to my work at all.
With Katie Holmes at a luncheon honoring her stylist (1-4); with Jessica Alba last month at V-Day Cocktails And Conversation with Eve Ensler (the rest):