Chris Brown and Rihanna Are Probably Back Together

Chris Brown is an asswipe with anger issues and Rihanna is a dumbass with masochistic tendencies, so like a dog to its own vomit, these two inevitably find each other. The two singers were photographed leaving Greystone Manor last night — albeit separately — after a night of drinkin’ to the freakin’ weekend together. The Daily Mail says:

Chris, 22, was seen leaving the club through the front door, getting into his Range Rover with a group of friends, while Rihanna, 23, left through a side door hopping into a waiting SUV with a bodyguard.

‘He and Rihanna are just friends,’ Chris’s rep told ABC News. ‘He is with his girlfriend, Karrueche, and is not cheating.’

[But while] the pair didn’t directly tweet each other, they both wrote declarations of love in response to one another.

Brown kicked off proceedings with a tweet saying: ‘Love U more than u know!’

To which [Rihanna] replied: ‘I’ll always love u #1LOVE.’

I think this time, things will be different. If there’s one thing I know about liars and cheaters, it’s that they usually change for the good and you should always give them another chance. It’s one of the main reasons why I still vote Republican.

Rihanna not wearing at bra at LAX last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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