Christina Aguilera and Her Husband do Halloween

Christina Aguilera and her latest husband Matthew Rutler both dressed up for Halloween this year, but I have no idea who or what they’re supposed to be. I’m gonna go with “Queen of the Homeless Prostitutes and her loyal companion, Sir Tiny Shield of the Order of the Short Sleeves.” Seems as good a guess as any.

P.S. If you’re going to wear fishnets (like these from Asos), try not to be so fat.

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