Christina Aguilera gave a riveting interview to a pant-less Chelsea Handler on her show last night, in which she revealed that she is no longer burdened by the yoke of underpants. The Daily Mail says:

‘I don’t like to wear underwear,’ Christina told Chelsea Handler. ‘I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.’

And she added: ‘It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!’

Well, a lack of underwear would certainly explain what happened at Etta James’ funeral. Gross. That’s really one of those mysteries I’d prefer to have left unsolved, like the Easter Island heads or why someone would take a dump in a KFC box and leave it in my locker sophomore year. Some questions just weren’t meant to be answered.