Two years ago, I dressed up as Mystique from X-Men for Halloween. It was the most kick-ass costume ever. I had a bright red wig, yellow contacts, and a blue swimsuit I hand-decorated with blue scales. It took me two and a half hours and almost four bottles of body paint to get ready. Even then, I only had on half as much makeup as Christina Aguilera in the above picture. If Homer Simpson’s makeup gun ever had a “seek and destroy” setting, you’re fucking looking at it right here.
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More of Frankentits at Luxor’s LAX Nightclub Friday night:
Maybe the blue makeup would be better to disguise those hideous veins on her hideous boobs.
And the Mystique costume pictures?
You could save a lot of paint if you applied it with an airbrush, abby. Not that I would know that, of course.
Ewww!
That’s the worst I’ve seen her. And those fake tits
Um, she is nursing so her breasts are enlarged. You people must be 15.
So why is she wearing more make-up than a Klingon then? Because we’re 15? Its well known that she has impants as well, and they look disgusting, so its fair game to call her on it.
Her makeup artist neglected to slather at least ONE thing on her… check out her left eye. No fake lashes! Maybe the MUA was tired by that point. I don’t blame them!
Why do I all of a sudden want to lay my face in a soft cushiony pillow,, hmmm
Maybe I’m weird, but she looks pretty damn good to me! Although, she would look better without all of that makeup.
Christina Aguilera in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
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