Christina Aguilera flashed a little cooch as she posed with her new star on the Walk of Fame yesterday, confirming what I’d always suspected: Christina Aguilera has a Barbie vagina. Or Barbie’s lack of vagina. I’m not sure which. All I know is that life-size animatronic plastic dolls give me the fucking creeps.
Grade-A Ken doll fapping material:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
I have never liked her, but boy has she let herself go or what?