The 2011 American Music Awards were last night, and no, I didn’t watch them, and no, I’m not gonna look up who won what. Nobody cares about the fuckin’ AMA’s. It’s the music industry’s equivalent of the Dundee Awards. What I will talk about is how fat Christina Aguilera looked in that dress (watch the performance after the jump). Oh, honey. The Daily Mail says:
Christina Aguilera’s bandage dress was somewhat challenged as she appeared onstage last night… at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles.
The Voice star bulged out of her bandage-style silver dress while performing the smash hit single Moves Like Jagger with Maroon 5.
As she was raised onto the stage mid-song on a glittery silver podium, Christina looked significantly heavier than the size four she has claimed to be.
I have never before seen a woman who so seamlessly encapsulated both Anna Nicole Smith’s‘s refined sense of style and Tonya Harding’s stately elegance. All this time, science said it couldn’t be done. At least not without six hundred boxes of irradiated powdered donuts and a cattle prod.
More of Fatty Fatty Two-by-Four, plus some of Taylor Swift looking beautiful on the AMAs red carpet:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
I’m sure she was fat before and after the AMAs.
I’m sure she’s fat now.
If you ask me….her X-husband got off LUCKY!
He had her when she was hot, then dumped her when she got FAT!
She really let that poo-poo FAT go!
UGLY FAT PEOPLE should not be aloud to live!
She looks about 5 months pregnant
Seriously, “REBELBOY”, that was one of the stupidest, most idiotic thing I ever read.
I think she’s beautiful. Your body shaming is disgusting.
She looks waaaay pregnant!
Yeah whatever she’s looking big – she sang way better than he did. Does anyone care?
Can we bash on some ugly, fat men for a change? Why is everything in American society focused around bashing women? We’re too fat, we’re not wearing enough make up, we are a normal body weight and therefore OBESE. fuck all of you, grow up! Christina is beautiful just the way she is, and you all fucking know it, you’ve just been brainwashed by the misogynistic media. This is the kind of shit that is destroying young women everywhere and turning more and more men into judgemental pieces of garbage that should tossed in a dumpster.
This is the best Christina body. I would wreck that chick.
Your right Guessimfattoo!
The American mind is brainwashed! But you can thank the media for all that! We are taught young in the USA to love the beautiful, and not the fat and ugly! Just check out commercials….hot skinny chix running around and cool dudes drinkin bud light (which by the way…bud light is for faggots who don’t like the taste of real beer). Too bad we go by looks alone – but that is the way it is!
Love….RebelBoy
Ok, Christina has gained some weight as we all do, but to call her fat is going too far. People act as though she is morbidly obese or something. Did anyone ever think that maybe she is going through some emotional problems? Do you think that it was easy for her to get on stage when she knows that people will judge her? I agree with the comment someone made above about why don’t people bash some fat men. Men can be ugly, bald, fat, old and still run around with beautiful women most of the time because of their money. If a woman has money but has physical challenges, she gets nobody. Who sets the standards for this? Christina will lose the weight when she feels like it. I will say that she should try to wear more flattering clothes to enhance her beauty until that happens. Leave her alone. There are more important things happening in the world to worry about than this.
No “Adele was fat” too? *double standard*
She looks like a normal sized woman. It is only in the USA that this is regarded as FAT. This is why there are so many teenagers getting plastic surgery as they are totally insecure with there bodies.
USA is the root of all evil when it comes to self awareness. Kids of today look at women like Nikki Minaj as sexy. Butt inplants, Chest enlarged, Face surgery , Fake hair….. Need i say more !
Anything over a size 8 is now considered fat hense why so many suicides happen in the USA cos of it.
According to WebMD’s reporting: More Americans are becoming overweight or obese, exercising less, and eating unhealthy foods.
That’s the finding of the latest Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, which shows that 63.1% of adults in the U.S. were either overweight or obese.
Calling America evil for perpetuating an unrealistic glorified body type is pointless. The reality is people in this country are too fat. We are a society of materialistic gluttons. That in itself creates the desire for super thin models just as the crashing economy has fanned the flames of the fashion industry. The less you have, the more you covet.
Oh hell no. This girl is not FAT by any stretch of the imagination. She is the literal definition of curvy, not just what you tell your fat friends to be nice, actually JUST curvy. She looks damn good too. Think about it, she’s had kids, just got out of a divorce, and is in her thirties for crying out loud. You expect her to be a size zero? This crap about Taylor Swift ‘looking beautiful’ is exactly that. CRAP. Taylor Swift looks like a hideous, anorexic, squinty eyed mouse with NO BOOBS and NO ASS and absolutely NOTHING that a man wants except money. This article is RIDICULOUS. There is nothing wrong with not being a size zero. There is nothing wrong with being a size seven. Some women are built bigger than others. Taylor Swift looks unnatural and pathetic. My twelve year old sister probably has more boobs than that and she’s a size zero. Truth is, guys LOVE a curvy woman. I won’t date a little itty bitty anorexic looking chick. If they are NATURALLY that skinny and HEALTHILY that skinny that’s another story, but these tiny ass little models look like nothing but skin and bones to me and do nothin but make me SICK. Whoever you are who wrote this, you are SICK and TWISTED. People like you are the reason SKINNY girls have so many damn problems with themselves. People like you are the reason almost every woman and girl on this earth has body image problems. You make me sick.
REBELBOY
Wait until you grow up drinking beer… I guess no other hot chick will look at you when you are FAT AND UGLY
And what about if your kids will be fat ??? Will you kick them out for being UGLY ??
If you learnt to love hot thin disgusting skinny chicks then learn more… because USA is full of big people! No offence to those who are big… I am big. But don’t be sick dude… Christina is still beautiful as the way she is!!! Those people who taught you in that matter of way or stupid, just like you man.
And lets say CAELAN is so damn right!!!! (Y) Thumbs up!
Hey CAELAN,
Double standard much?
You’re bashing those who criticize “fat” people, but didnt you realize you’re just like them for criticizing “thin” girls? Im thin, and Ive always been thin. Small boobs, small ass. So what’s wrong with that? Nothing “unnatural” actually. I dont care about body types, thick or thin. It’s all about perception and taste, so cut the crap all you hypocrites.
@ rebelboy… That’s bullshit…things are what we want them to be…nothing is black and white…to some people women must be skinny… to others women must have meat… if you like skinny girls rebelboy good for you..other guys love women more curvy…check out Aria Giovanni, or how Marilyn Monroe was, even Kim Kardashian ( which I personnaly dont like, but not for her body…) or Scarlet Johansson, to mention a few…besides in the USA most of the teenagers are FAT and OBESE, due to the fast food and sedentarism..and that’s a FACT…commercials girls are models and not real ordinary people, and most of them have eating disorders and are on meth and drugs…perhaps you like women with Ioana Spangenberg figure… I dont.
P. S Do yourself a favor a google those names i gave you and put any of those women’s pictures side by side with Ioana’s and then you let me know.
@ imthin : Dear…is not about double standards…problem is that fat, or curvy, girls, are constantly attacked in ways you will never imagine…even when walking out in the streets or when they go to a store…is hell…so count your blessings that you are skinny but if we do not defend curvy girls we are supporting anorexic problems, bulimic problems, and besides…what we see on tv or in hollywood or magazines are NOT real women…
P.S I’m skinny too
she isnt fat its that now a days people think u have to got NO FAT at all and thats just UGLY! christina is beautifull how she is. Look at Marilyn monroe she isnt thin at all… I think if u have not a bigger size then extra large… U aint FAT! Just love your body. And i know boys love something to hold so no bones … u will be perfect as a model when you are death! If models where FAT like the old days we all just wanted to be FAT! JUST free your damn mind! and see what u LIKE! dont look at them thin girls you are thin or u are curvy i prefer curvy! I life in holland, If u know where that is… here are ho’s for a red window and i know the curvyer one gets more boys (and know one dumb comment will come like u are fat and a ho NO)… and if u wanna life in a commercial world just be so.anyway i think that most wanna be thin just because she think that boys like it ! i dont think so! ITS BETWEEN YOUR EARS OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES AND FREE YOUR MIND AT THE END OF DAYS WE WILL BE ALL THE SAME!)
Fat or not fat, I still love her and to me she looks delicious and yummy!! I love meat!!
size 4 is disgusting. the media have no idea about REAL women, and a real woman is entry level at size 12 looking better at 16-18, please if your a girl do not listen to this claptrap. christina doesnt look pregnant at all, she looks sexy, how a woman is supposed to be. any lower than 10 and the sex appeal is much closer to that of a chair. get a grip. and its not my opinion either. god i hate corruption.
Fat and fake. Diva and soooo full of herself. Fat!