Seriously guys, the celebrity news is Le Suck this morning, unless you want to hear about how Speidi’s “split” was fake (shocker) or want to see Spencer running around à la Sasquatch, which I know you don’t. So instead here are some pictures of Christina Ricci at the closing (don’t you usually go to the opening?) of “The Artist is Present”, where some lady has been sitting on a chair and doing staring contests with people. Anyway, maybe in honor of how ass-backwards the world of art has become, it looks like Christina got herself dressed backwards. Maybe it’s to symbolize some deep philosophical meaning, but I’ve only had one cup of coffee and I can’t decipher what it might be. Or maybe she just likes fugly dresses and clunky shoes. It’s a toss-up, really.