Cindy McCain is Having an Affair

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Former Presidential hopeful John McCain not only lost the election, but it appears he also lost his wife in the process. The The National Enquirer reports

An eyewitness says he snapped photos as the [senator's] wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.” The pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events around Phoenix acting very lovey-dovey.

The photos were snapped April 1, 2006 when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain’s wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as “Cindy.”

“Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips,” the photog [said]. A second witness spotted Cindy and her “mystery man” at a Moody Blues concert “passionately kissing and hugging.”

It’s not that difficult to believe the accusations considering the 18-year age difference between John, 72 and Cindy, 54. That’s nearly two decades between them. Sure, he might have seven houses and the fascist loyalty of religious conservatives nationwide, but the fact is he’s still a flabby septuagenarian with old man balls. Fact. No amount of money will ever change that. The only reason a woman would voluntarily have sex with a guy that old is because she was banking on him being dead within the next three months, giving her just enough time to establish herself in the last will and testament while minimizing the number of times she actually has to suffer through intercourse with him. Some people call it “prostitution;” I prefer to call it “my ticket out of this dump.” Call me, Senator!

12 Reader Comments

  1. WOW YOUR AN IDIOT

    To the person who wrote this story….you’re an idiot. Cindy had just as much, if not more, money than McCain when she married him. So your entire last paragraph about her getting married to him for money is garbage and you make yourself look as dumb as…well….Sarah Palin when shes on an interview. So please kick yourself in the vagina and well call this one even. Dumbass.

  2. Bob

    Just for your information. Cindy McCain family owns one of the largest beer distributorships in the country. She is the one with all the money. She is worth about 100 million. She is the chair of Hensley and Company. Get your facts straight before you print this crap. Doesn’t take a lof of effort.

  3. Obama Sucks

    What do you know about Fascism? You just voted one in for President (assuming you voted). At the very least, he’s a Communist. Idiot.

  4. Yeah, Cindy’s the one with the money. John McCain didn’t have anything when he married her. She got him a job with her father’s company, then he used his father in law’s connections to get into politics.

    All McCain had was an ex-wife, two kids, and old war injuries, when he met her.

    WOW YOU’RE AN IDIOT was right. Cindy’s rich, not John.

    This is a fail, if I’ve ever heard of one.

  5. scroller

    Yeah, you’ve got it exactly backwards. Cindy McCain is astoundingly rich. John McCain married _her_ for the money, to finance his political career. (The reason he didn’t know how many houses they own is because they’re really all owned by Cindy.)

    She has a prenuptial agreement that John can’t get at her wealth directly. She tried to keep her money a secret during the prior campaign. She had $6 million income last year alone.

    She picked John up in order to create a President: now that that didn’t work out (twice), they could be finished.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_mccain

  6. Jon

    I feel bad for John McCain, although I’m not surprised. She’s had some major drug problems in the past too. Oh well. I wonder how long it’ll take for the first Obama conquest to come to light? I’d throw up if it were Oprah, but again, not surprised.

  7. WOW YOUR AN IDIOT

    Hey I’m back…and it feels good to be right. Hey OBAMA SUCKS…(assuming you’re racist)….he is not a communist but the country we live in is very close to socialism…and we are now even closer with the “bail out”. Because of the 750billion being given to the banks is coming from the government it means that the government will have a very big say in what the banks are allowed to do. And that is just the very very beginning of my argument. But my point is this I would much rather have Obama and Biden than McCain and Palin. At least Obama admits that hes going to be taking charge, while McCain and all of his wallstreet lobbiest friends (he has something like 90) will pretend they’re letting capitalism freely guide our country where nothing like that can even happen now. I’m open to debate with people but only those who have some knowledge and don’t just spit out garbage like that. And to the person who corrected my grammar get over yourself. It’s obviously a typo because if you read my article again I used the correct form of “you’re” in the first sentence. Thanks to those who know what they’re talking about.

  8. joecoz

    All of you have spent way too much time talking about some rich whore and a dude with old balls who lost and will go back into obscurity. Its a fucking hilarious gossip site–no one gives a shit about being right or wrong, and furthermore no one here really cares about politics. Isn’t there some other site for douchebags that want to analyze Cindy Mccain’s beer distributorship?

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