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Claire Danes in Elle and Other News

Claire Danes’ photo shoot for next month’s Elle has enough of a film noir feel to make you wanna start drinking whiskey from a hip flask and calling girls “dames.” Not that I wasn’t already doing that before, but now I have a good reason.

In other news…

Beyonce opens up about her miscarriage, but not her husband’s decision to rap about it. (The Daily Stab)

Rihanna gets two-foot hair extensions and shaves half of her head. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj didn’t get nominated for a single Grammy, not because her music is awful, but because “the Grammys had a different reason that she did not want to discuss.” So probably her hair, then. (Huffington Post)

If you thought a degree in Liberal Arts was a waste of time, you haven’t taken a course in Elvish at the University of Wisconsin. Really. (Mandatory)

All the Spring 2013 shoes from Paris Fashion Week! (Fashionologie)

The invisible driver prank — with a surprise ending! No, I’m kidding. There’s no surprise. Or IS there? (Hollywood Rag)

If your faith in humanity could use restoring… (Caveman Circus)

Happy puppy dance! I have actually done this dance once before, when I found out they opened another Nordstrom Rack in D.C. (Jezebel)

Alessandra Ambrosio is really, really ridiculously good looking. (Celeb Slam)

Vida Guerra talks fitness modeling and pilates, but not photoshop, even though it’s 85% of her life strategy. (The Blemish)

Piers Morgan and Chelsea Handler get their claws out for the cameras. (Celebitchy)

Eva Longoria fashion FAIL. Sweatpants with words on the butt look stupid enough when you’re 14, much less 40-something. (Popoholic)