Concerts Are Like Big Orgy for Lady Gaga

Ho-hum. Lady Gaga’s constant sexually-themed quotes are getting old. I sometimes think she sits around trying to think of something shocking to say. Celebrity Fix says,

Gaga has revealed to US Vogue magazine that performing on stage is her ultimate turn on.

“Sometimes, being on stage is like having sex with my fans,” said the 24-year-old.

“They’re the only people on the planet who, in an instant, can make me just lose it.”

You know, I’m starting to think that she’s really a virgin and she’s making all this crap up. It could be she’s like Allison Reynolds from the Breakfast Club. She lies about having all these sexual experiences, wears weird clothes and does strange shit to get attention because she’s neglected by her workaholic parents at home. Maybe all little Stefani really needs is a hug! I don’t think I’d be up to giving her a hug, since I really don’t like her. Do you think a punch would suffice?

Smoke and mirrors, my friends. Smoke and mirrors:

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