There are some days where I feel like I’ve truly hammered my rapist’s wit into the culture of celebrity, that I’ve effectively satirized the current preoccupation with fame and excess and called it out for what it is. This is not one of those days, my friends. This is one of those days I have to accept that I’m the reason you can google “Courteney Cox upskirt panties pubes” and find this photo on the interwebs. Believe me, I’ve never felt better about myself.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures









If I wanted to see panties, I’d go to Victoria’s Secret.
I want tang, and not the powdery orange kind. (Unless it’s LoHo’s.)