If you like feeling uncomfortable and repulsed at the same time, then have I got the thing for you: video footage of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and his 16-year old wife Courtney Stodden giving an interview in which they deem themselves “the most controversial couple in the world” and rub noses and talk about flying on “their wings of love.” You might want to give your gag reflex some time to prepare. The Daily Mail says:
“He’s a tiger,” Stodden told E! Online about Hutchison’s bedroom performance.
“You’re so bad,” Hutchison said, nuzzling his pouting wife in the interview which aired today.
Her husband [also] defended his wife in the wake of speculation that she has had surgery.
“A lot of the critics are saying that Courtney is a fake — that’s she’s a Barbie doll, fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake hair – but God was her only plastic surgeon.”
“I was born this way out of the womb,” Stodden insisted. “Like, hello world!”
If that’s how she looked when she came out of the womb, then I really hope she was born in a train station under a clock that ran backwards. Bitch looks 40 if she’s a day.