If you like feeling uncomfortable and repulsed at the same time, then have I got the thing for you: video footage of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and his 16-year old wife Courtney Stodden giving an interview in which they deem themselves “the most controversial couple in the world” and rub noses and talk about flying on “their wings of love.” You might want to give your gag reflex some time to prepare. The Daily Mail says:
“He’s a tiger,” Stodden told E! Online about Hutchison’s bedroom performance.
“You’re so bad,” Hutchison said, nuzzling his pouting wife in the interview which aired today.
Her husband [also] defended his wife in the wake of speculation that she has had surgery.
“A lot of the critics are saying that Courtney is a fake — that’s she’s a Barbie doll, fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake hair – but God was her only plastic surgeon.”
“I was born this way out of the womb,” Stodden insisted. “Like, hello world!”
If that’s how she looked when she came out of the womb, then I really hope she was born in a train station under a clock that ran backwards. Bitch looks 40 if she’s a day.
16??!!? how is that used up old hag 16? on what fucking planet?
and he looks like a more retarded cracked out corey haim. who are these people?
Wow is she drunk or on crack, freaky
She reminds me of Martin Crane’s replacement physical therapist Frederica on Frasier. Something about the way she talks — she’s got this weird lilt to her voice.
He plays bad guys quite well. I thought he always gave off a kind of gay vibe.
I guess it was a “dirty old man” vibe.
Maybe Ruth Buzzi will hit him with her purse.
That man is Eugene Victor Tooms, long lived shape-shifting serial killer! And damn, he still hasn’t aged much since 1994.
That was risky of him, career-wise. I mean, think of his past works…Green Mile, and that one about death row with the big black guy, oh wait. that was green mile. no, but there was that Tom Hanks movie, also.
A blind man can see right through them.
She’s such an awful actress…that she actually practices…during her interviews…in front of her husband (and the world)…how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later.
She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops…I mean…‘bride’) EVER.
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Also…does anyone else wonder if she may secretly be … the ‘prom-night bathroom stall’ baby of…late televangelist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.
Come on…just admit it…they both look a lot alike –especially ‘around the eyes’.