Doug Hutchinson and his Muppet bride Courtney Stodden have finally got the reality show they have been shamelessly whoring for since they were wed, and you have Vh1 to thank for it. TMZ says:

17-year-old Courtney Stodden — who married Hutchison when she was 16 — has signed on to the upcoming season of VH1′s “Couples Therapy.”

Sources connected to production tell us … the couple has acknowledged there are “obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they’ve gotten because of their relationship.”

Courtney and Doug — along with 4 other couples — will receive “intense counseling” throughout the course of the show … which began taping a few days ago.

She’s pilled out of her damn mind and he’s a pedophile and/or gay. There’s the source of your “problems” right there. I’m sure it doesn’t help matters that he wants her home before nine on school nights and she has a hard time getting the childproof cap off his prescription Viagra.

The only saving grace in all this is the return of Courtney Stodden’s character on The Soup: