Crystal Harris is Hawking Her Engagement Ring

Now that she is no longer suckling at the droopy, wrinkled teat of  Hugh Hefner’s fortune, ex-bride-to-be Crystal Harris has to find other ways to support whatever substance she abuses to make her sad existence bearable. What better way to make some cash than to hawk the symbol of Hugh’s undying love temporary affection? E! Online says,

Crystal Harris is delivering another slap in the face to Hugh Hefner.

First she dissed him for his “two-second” sex with her. Now, she’s now putting the ginormous engagement ring her bought her up on the auction block at Christie’s.

And she’s expected to rake in some serious cash for the bauble.

The 3.39-carat diamond sparkler is expected to sell in the $20,000-$30,000 range.

Not a bad consolation prize.

Back in June, instead of marrying the Playboy honcho, cover girl Harris jetted to Las Vegas, where she posed in a bikini at a pool party and lounged in a bungalow.

“Today is the day and I just had to get away.” she told E! News at the time.

Harris claimed that the decision to not marry Hef was a mutual one (although their later comments belied that) and that she would be returning her engagement bling.

“I’m giving Hef back the ring,” she had said. “I just want to move forward.”

So what happened in between then and now? She looked into her future, and what she saw was a double-wide trailer and calcified implants and all that stood in between her and it was that ring. A temporary solution, yes, but she could get lucky and get picked up by someone who doesn’t mind treading where Hugh’s softie was stuffed.

Amber Heard in VS Magazine:

 

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