Some uncensored screen caps from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub’s sex tape have found their way onto the interwebs, and holy hell those are some god-awful tits. I didn’t know they even made trapezoid breast implants. I’m sure there’s a zeros of simultaneous polynomials math equation hidden in there, but geometry never really was my thing.
May God have mercy on your soul:
Update: We had to remove the pics. Thanks you Hustler lawyers!