Some uncensored screen caps from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub’s sex tape have found their way onto the interwebs, and holy hell those are some god-awful tits. I didn’t know they even made trapezoid breast implants. I’m sure there’s a zeros of simultaneous polynomials math equation hidden in there, but geometry never really was my thing.
May God have mercy on your soul:
Update: We had to remove the pics. Thanks you Hustler lawyers!
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Sweet red pepper jesus! That is a terrible boob job. She’s really not that bad for 47 otherwise. I really shouldn’t have looked though.
AUUUGGHHH
Who’d screw this OLD BAT!
Thanks GRAMMA!
My eyes! My eyes! They’re burning!!!!
My god! Those bolt-on scars are terrible!
Those vertical scars are what they give to women who are having breast reductions (which is why I think breast reductions should be illegal).
Seriously does this woman own a mirror? Did she actually view this tape before making it public? She should be super embarrassed those are the wonkiest tits i have ever seen
This has to be one of the worse BooB Jobs! LMAO! Seriously, she is a homely uneducated,criminal. She is bad, bad news and is tasteless. I wonder if the thug with 6 months left on his priors was visited by his PO for harassment? If not, he should…he went to the Brownstone to start trouble and was too stupid to not see he was being USED by the QUEEN OF UGLY!
This is a sex tape that I might not want to see
Hustler tells media it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey’s most hated Housewife Danielle Staub – and mother of two — in a naked romp with a mystery man.
A rep from Hustler tells us the tape was shot last September — several months after 47-year old Staub first appeared on the Bravo reality show. The tape is set to be released on June 14.
http://www.daniellestaubsextaperaw.com/
This is a sex tape that I might not want to see
Exclusio Video: Danielle Staub Nude ( VIDEO )
http://daniellestaub.xe.cx
Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy….