It seems to be physically impossible for David Arquette to shut his stupid piehole about his and Courtney Cox’s “trial” separation, because he phoned into Howard Stern’s radio show for a second time yesterday to tell the world that they didn’t have a prenup and that he cried after having sex with another woman. The Daily Mail says:
Arquette [revealed that] the couple didn’t have a prenuptial agreement, meaning Arquette could get half of Cox’s fortune, which he said is worth around $100 million dollars.
The actor [also] revealed that he slept with a blond Australian he met at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. He went on to claim that it wasn’t a great or satisfying experience, explaining it lacked “that emotional love that I always had with Court.”
“After the first girl I slept with… a few days later, I was, like, crying,” he confessed. “It was the end of all the intimacy I shared with my wife. It was like a new thing. It was like… putting that away.”
I don’t understand all the hullabaloo. So he cried after sex. Big deal! I always cry after sex. And usually during. And then again when I’m in the shower scouring my genitals with Pinesol and reciting I Corinthians 6 verses 18-20.
What a pussy this guy is. If I were fucking Courtney Cox, that other chick and an Australian blonde, I’d drown my fears in more fucking, not crying.
You can picture him looking just like he does in that picture, all rumpled and unshaven, sitting naked on the floor next to a big bed, holding a pillow and weeping like three-year-old.