The Case of the Mysterious Bulge

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There’s something different about David Beckham (before, left) in these new Emporio Armani underpants ads (right and below). Besides not looking like reject from a Wham! cover band in Max Headroom sunglasses, I mean. Something different. I just can’t quite seem to put my finger hand both fists on it! Any ideas?

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15 Reader Comments

  1. spatz

    do people think thats real? he always struck me to have very tiny junk actually, and that bulge doesn’t even look real. ever heard him talk?

  2. Moreaces

    Wow, I thought the first picture on the left was Brad Pitt at first.. Oh well, at any rate, David has the bomb body

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