Demi Lovato Brings Sideboob to Teen Choice Awards
Turns out there WAS something more interesting than Selena Gomez’ unshorn pits at the Teen Choice Awards last night — Demi Lovato’s nipslip. It still doesn’t excuse her being dressed like a submissive Aztec drag queen majorette, but it’s a start. There’s not much in life that a little nipple can’t fix. Unless you’re in a courtroom or on an elementary school field trip, in which case it really hurts more than it helps.
Extra credit: which weighs more — her dress, or her makeup? Be sure to show your work!