Turns out there WAS something more interesting than Selena Gomez’ unshorn pits at the Teen Choice Awards last night — Demi Lovato’s nipslip. It still doesn’t excuse her being dressed like a submissive Aztec drag queen majorette, but it’s a start. There’s not much in life that a little nipple can’t fix. Unless you’re in a courtroom or on an elementary school field trip, in which case it really hurts more than it helps.
Extra credit: which weighs more — her dress, or her makeup? Be sure to show your work!
Why doesn’t she just either overdose or do porn, because those are her only two endgames.
At least she kept her thunder thighs partially covered…
She is disgusting and how many people died for all that make up?