Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are going back to court tomorrow over yet another custody rights issue involving their two daughters. Page Six says
Denise Richards, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, wants to star in a reality show, along with the former couple’s two daughters, Sam, 3 and Lola, 2. Sources tell PageSix.com that Charlie “is absolutely 100% vehemently opposed to this.”Denise has decided to take her plight to the judge tomorrow afternoon in a Los Angeles Family Court. She wants to have Charlie’s parental rights essentially revoked in making this decision.
A man who spent $53,000 on prostitutes and nearly six grand on a blow up sex doll has some balls denying anybody their whoring rights. So maybe hers are less of the “unquenchable lust” variety and more of the “souls of their children” type. Doesn’t matter. A whore’s a whore’s a whore. It’s the same reason you can’t pit Paris Hilton against Pam Anderson or Marion Barry against Amy Winehouse in an Ultimate Cage Fight. You’d just wind up ensconced in an unwinnable battle in some theoretical no-man’s land, or what I like to call “the venereal in a crackhead sandwich.” Trust me, it’s not nearly as glamorous as it sounds.
UPDATE 1: Denise wins! Look for the whorefest coming soon to the E! Network.
UPDATE 2: Alert reader/sex doll aficionado Exyank pointed out that Charlie’s doll was NOT, in fact, inflatable, but instead made out of some high-tech polymer. A thousand apologies.
Denise Richards at the Boom Boom Room Baby Gifting Suit on January 12th: