Do Not Adjust Your Screens

No, this isn’t the work of some junior high boy with Photoshop, and there’s nothing wrong with your monitor.  It’s more like the work of a plastic surgeon without the word “No” in his vocabularly. Porn actress Mary Carey’s chest looks like some little cartoon dude attached a bicycle pump to her boobs and went to town.  What’s funny is that without her boobs, she’d pretty much be straight up and down. She really doesn’t have any hips and her waist isn’t very defined, even though she’s very thin.  I guess in order to make it in porn she had to bolt those balloons to her chest. Well the good news is, if she’s ever in a car accident, she carries her own frontal protection.

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