Doutzen Kroes has abs that would put the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to shame, but Victoria’s Secret will airbrush those puppies out before these pics go to print in the catalog, because men don’t like for women to be that muscular. Just like they’ll airbrush out the furrows between her brows (men don’t like women with wrinkles!), the moles on her chest (men don’t like women with blemishes!), and the any spark of intelligence in her eyes (men don’t like women with brains!).
Get Doutzen’s bikini look here. Adobe photoshop not included.