Drew Barrymore married her baby daddy Will Kopelman Saturday in a totally magical karma-cleansing universe-aligning experience at her home in Montecito. Radar Online says:
Wearing a magnificent custom-designed Chanel gown, Drew glowed as she exchanged vows with debonair Will.
A group of just over a hundred of the couple’s family and closest friends [were in attendance, including] Cameron Diaz… and Jimmy Fallon.
I bet Drew’s vows went something like: “I pray to be like the ocean, with soft currents, maybe waves at times. More and more, I want the consistency rather than the highs and the lows. And if I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?” Because these are things that she’s actually fucking said. I only wish I were making it up.
In New York last month: