Drew Barrymore’s out-of-control boozing is to blame for her recent split from Justin “I’m a Mac” Long. The Enquirer says
Barrymore and Long had planned to wed – until booze resumed its hold on the former child star. “Justin got tired of having to help Drew to the car at the end of the night,” an insider [said]. “Justin gently suggested to Drew that they both slow down on the drinking, and she didn’t take it well. Drew believes she has control over her drinking.”
Jesus, I get so sick of people trying to tell you that you have “a problem” all the time. Oh, Abby, you have a “problem” with binge drinking. Hey, Abby, you have a “problem” with indecent exposure. Abby, you might want to see a lawyer about your stealing-from-the-petty-cash-at-work “problem.” Well, there’s only one thing to say to your boyfriend (or the cops or the prosecuting attorney) when they start up on you about your “problem”again: “Look — if there was a problem, yo, I’d solve it.” You can add “Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it” or just freestyle from there. There’s no arguing with Vanilla Ice logic, baby!
The couple in happier, boozier times (drinking on a beach and leaving a bar):
Who needs truth…when you can live on crap like ‘facts’ from the Enquirer. You could also eat crap from McDonald’s and wind up one of those guys they have to remove from their house with a crane. A similar thing is happening to your brain right now if you believe this.
Enquirer or not, it is interesting that every picture I could find of them for the last six months involved them leaving or entering a bar.
What’s so unbelievable about her having a sauce problem? She’s a stinking hippie that had a blow problem at like 9 years old. What’s surprising is that it took this long.
personally, i think its a hardware v. software problem. everybody knows that macs are SO much more “user friend” (i really hate that term, but its true). he just got tired of constantly trying to reboot her system.
seriously (!) i had hoped this would work out. aw, shucks.
LIAR! You know it is harrassment to lie about people like this and if I was her, I would sue you!
This is true. I was there. Justin doesn’t even know what he has gotten himself into. Run!
“Justin got tired of having to help Drew to the car at the end of the night”. LMAO. It’s going to take someting drastic to sort Drew out. Go straight edge, become a Republican, grow up, get real, get some morals, settle down, start a family, be happy and stop being such a cliched, production line, wild, self indulgent hollywood dying-in-your-own-puke sad democrat loser.