Kiefer Sutherland was forcibly removed from Stringfellow’s strip club in London early this morning for being drunk and disorderly, and at some point, shirtless. According to Page Six

Sutherland started the evening at the bar of the Covent Garden Hotel, where he sampled several different wines. “Kiefer carried on drinking in the bar till 2 a.m.,” a witness said. “He was then driven to Stringfellow’s Gentlemen’s Club.”

Photos taken about two hours later show a shirtless Sutherland being thrown out the back door of the mammary mecca by four tuxedo-clad bouncers, one of whom had him in a headlock. He was shoved into the back seat of a car and brought back to his hotel, where staff helped him to his room.

Now that’s how you get drunk, folks. Some people wind up with lampshades on their head or dancing on the bar (these are generally the same people who drink light beer and complain about people smoking), but Jack Bauer pulls his pants down (see above), rips his shirt off and beats his liver like it owes him fucking money. If you’re going to do something, you might as well do it all the way. Half-assing is for Christian teenagers playing “Just the Tip” and the goddamn dirty French. That’s what my dad always told me, anyway.

UPDATE: Moving this to the top because the header pic is so awesome.

Anything to try to purge the image of Jack Bauer’s skidmarks from my mind:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online