Like a paper cut to the taint of all things explainable, George Clooney’s ex-girfriend Elisabetta Canalis is now dating “Jackass” star Steve-O. You’ll remember Steve-O from such favorites as “Fart Mask” and “Butt Fireworks.” I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo myself. TMZ says:
The mystery is over … Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis are DEFINITELY more than friends … and yesterday they engaged in a little mouth-on-mouth PDA to prove it.
Going from George Clooney to Steve-O is like trading in your Lotus for a fucking rickshaw pulled by a one-armed blind man. I don’t know how something like this even happens. I’m guessing some sort of Russian mind-control drug or a partial lobotomy.
This means she’ll hook up with anyone famous. The Alf puppet is next.
Steve O is “Winning” hahahaha
Because she’s a nobody and she wants attention.
you people are sad. he’s handsome. maybe he’s a nice guy? maybe he’s … well endowed? maybe she’s into tattoos, given that she has at least one? maybe maybe she doesn’t give a damn what real nobodies have to say. like all of US. i say, good for her, date who you want and don’t apologize.