Designers Totally Burn Kim Kardashian and Other News
Kim Kardashian Elle
She\’s like King Midas, only everything she touches turns to skank instead of gold.
She might have her own krappy klothing line, but Kim Kardashian has no business in a fashion magazine. She’s a gigantic fashion DON’T. She always looks cheap, no matter how expensive the clothes she’s wearing might be, because nothing ever fits her properly — everything is too tight and too short. So you can understand why real designers didn’t want to lend her their garments for her Elle photoshoot last month. The Daily Mail says:
A stylist who dressed Kim Kardashian for a fashion shoot in Elle magazine’s latest issue has revealed how designers refused to lend the reality star their clothes.
Nicola Formichetti admitted that calling in high-end samples for the pregnant 32-year-old posed ‘a challenge’ for him.
‘People wouldn’t lend me the clothes,’ the 35-year-old explained. ‘But that’s fashion snobbery. She’s not the It Girl yet, but she will be,’ he said.
Oh, I’m pretty sure Kim is already an “it” girl. They just forgot the other two letters.
In other news…
Dior National Makeup Artist Jonathan Ader gives tips on how to wear the new Dior Spring 2013 Collection. (Fab Over Forty)
The top 100 fashion blogs to follow in 2013. (CA)
Kim Kardashian’s nose job: part IV. (City Rag)
Petra Nemcova looks like she’s been out all night smoking meth. (Hollywood Rag)
John Kransinski was almost Captain America … and ten other celebs who almost played comic book superheros. (Mandatory)
Jennifer Aniston’s new shade of blonde probably came with Mountian Dew and tickets to the race. (ICYDK)
Miley Cyrus needs a bra: take 846. (Socialite Life)
Oscar de la Renta’s fall collection hit the runway yesterday with intensely vivid colors, eye-hiding hats, and ballgowns. (Jezebel)
Steve Martin becomes a father for the first time at the ripe old age of 67. It works out nice because they’ll both be in diapers at the same time. (Celebitchy)
Ke$ha reportedly drank her own urine. Of course she did. It’s Ke$ha. (popbytes)
Keira Knightley’s new Chanel ad was banned in Britain because it was too racy! 12-year-old boy. (Huffington Post)
Hilary Duff and baby Luca are wearing matching tie-dye, but only one of them can get away with it. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Beyonce continues the quest for white womanhood in the March issue of Vogue magazine. (Daily Stab)
40 things you should give up for Lent… but probably won’t. (COED Magazine)
I can’t believe I even have to ask — are Spanx good or evil? (Gawker)